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Astrological Prediction Webinar at Kepler College
This past Saturday, I had the pleasure of teaching a free webinar at Kepler College. Thanks to Kepler's generosity, I'm able to share the video recording of it with you all at the link below! I've also posted my slides here for anyone who wants to take a closer look at the material (and you can download it in PDF form at the bottom). Thanks to everyone who helped put this together and every one of you who came out for it! Click Here to Watch Astrological Prediction with H
Joey Cannizzaro


Abandon Hope! New Moon in Scorpio & Mercury Rx Cazimi
I want to share a couple of paragraphs from the Buddhist nun and teacher Pema Chodran ’s book When Things Fall Apart because it feels like helpful Scorpio wisdom for this strange new moon: “The first noble truth of the Buddha is that when we feel suffering, it doesn’t mean that something is wrong. What a relief. Finally somebody told the truth. Suffering is part of life, and we don’t have to feel it’s happening because we personally made the wrong move. In reality, however,
Joey Cannizzaro


Astrology of The Louvre Heist
On October 19th, 2025 at about 9:30am, a group of at least four thieves broke into the Louvre and stole 8 pieces from the collection of French crown jewels—and so far they have gotten away with it. What do the stars have to say about this daring and nearly impossible feat? Will the bandits be caught? Will the jewels be recovered? THE CAST of SIGNIFIERS Mercury & Mars: The Bandits Venus: The Jewels The Sun: Royalty & The State WILL THEY GET AWAY WITH THE HEIST or GET CAUGH
Joey Cannizzaro
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